FML GM'S
THE MAN HIMSELF
Angus is a 5 year old boy with short white hair with two black spots on his back. His tail and most of his head and ears are also black. He is normally extremely friendly but may be a little frightened. According to the Humane Society he might be hiding in your garage or shed or even under your deck or porch. Angus is terribly missed by his best friends Ellie and Purrrl and by the rest of his FML family. If you have seen him please do not hesitate to call:
HADDY 471-6513 This is how the ANGUS CUP came to be. In mid September 850 flyers scattered the Windsor Park and St. B area, social media was exploding..... Hell even Ace Burpee had the story all over the Winnipeg airwaves. The FML family thought they had lost a legend, miraculously 19 days later in he strolled, dirtier than a gal on Main and Higgins. His throat was strep, eyes were puffed,lips were chapped. But just like the rest of the Gm's in the FML during a tour stop, Angus clawed, scratched, pulled hair, dipped and doodled, and hell even took a swipe at his competition to get to the top. From that day forward, The Poolie of the year was re-named , to the ANGUS CUP. Welcome back Angus. |
CORY HADIKEN (HADDY)DOB: MARCH 24th- 1977
HOMETOWN: ARRAN SASKATCHEWAN 6'0" 223lbs EYE COLOR: BROWN HAIR COLOR BROWN DRAFTS: RIGHT HANDED Not only is Haddy the most decorated FML Gm with 17 titles, 4 of which are MAJORS along with the two (2) most coveted of them all the NFL Fantasy Football title which he captured in 2015. And the Crown Jewel of them all, the ANGUS CUP which he won twice, first one in 2015 & the other just 2 years later in the 2017 season. He is also the Founder, & President of the Four Majors League. Aside from his multiple wins in the FML, Haddy is recognized as one of the most feared Gm's on tour. Haddy concentrates more on the "BEHIND THE SCENES" of the FML. Hosting countless drafts, award ceremonies, and tour stops, he is without a doubt the cornerstone of the FML, building the league from 4 tour stops in 2011 to an impressive 13 stops just 4 years later in 2015. At the onset of 2016 the FML will boast an impressive 16 tour stops. Haddy has created not only the largest fantasy sports league in Manitoba, but in the entire Nation. He also has a very keen eye as well, as he personally hand picks Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta, British Columbia and Ontario's most elite Gm's to join the FML tour. Bringing in 29 Gm's in the past 60 months, Haddy's personal recruits have compiled 17 Major titles, and a combined 42 tour stop wins making the FML the most coveted league for fantasy sports Gm's to join. And in the spring of 2015 he came to terms with Heavy Metal Design, as they will be the creators of the ANGUS CUP CHAMPIONSHIP RING. Persistence, Imagination, Vision, and pure Will & Determination is what will without a doubt make HADDY a household name in the world of Fantasy Sports. Cory L. Hadiken has built the greatest fantasy sports league since ROTISSERIE BASEBALL...... FML Tour wins: 2011- NHL Regular season 2011- Black Sheep (MAJOR) 2011- Ellie Major 2012- NHL Regular season 2012- NFL Pick ems (MAJOR) 2012- Ellie Major 2014- NHL Regular season 2015- Fantasy Football (MAJOR) 2015- E.S.C.A.P.E. 2015- ANGUS CUP 2017- NFL Pick ems (MAJOR) 2017- NHL Regular season 2017- ANGUS CUP 2017- WORLD CUP CAPTAIN CHAMPION 2019- NHL Regular season 2019- PGA Championship 2019- US Open |
Shaun Zer
A.K.A Erect Shaun A.K.A Don Shotty A.K.A Little Zer A.K.A Steamboat
This lefty was born in Winnipeg and raised by wild dogs. He enjoys wrestling, football and backhoes. Shaun enjoys tombstoning his pregnant girlfriend and frequenting Whisper. Not afraid to tell a cop off, Shaun tows the line of appropriate and insanity. Drafted 6 quarterbacks in a single draft. Forgot to start a kicker in the 2015 fantasy playoffs and doesn't care but sort of does. Has been on the record heard saying he dedicates the 2015 season to his first born child who will be born in summer. |
BRYAN HART
A.K.A Shakes A.K.A the Hobbit
Born a still born, this under average poolie makes up for his lack of size with his loud voice and his huge...HART...? Too easy...that's what he said about the 2014 FML Fantasy draft when he went on a magical run, which had him win every game after starting a dismal 1-4. Not one to shy away from the dramatics, B-ry decided to join the FML regular season hockey pool after the draft had finished, after helping his mother move a sofa. He's in last place....but hey, who cares when you've won the FML's grandest tourney of them all. |
VIKQUEEN
The Vikqueen is 1 of only a few women on tour. The Vikqueen was once no threat on the circuit, boy oh boy did she turn things around. Starting in 2015 kicking things off with her 1st ever FML tour stop victory during the CFL season capturing the Black Sheep a Major title none the less. Followed up by her 2nd win and Major in 2016 winning not only the NFL pick-em's , but also the Ellie Major and winning the most prestigious of all, the Angus Cup. The Vikqueen kept her hot hand rolling right into the 2017 season winning the Masters, which landed her 5th title in only 21 Tour Stops. And it did not end there, rolling into the 2019 season she started with yet another Major by winning the NHL playoffs winning by a staggering 94 points and what's even more impressive is that she had all 20 players remaining at the end, as she draped that coveted Blue Velvet over her winning shoulders. The Vikqueen has quietly climbed the ladder to the 4th most all time winning GM in the history of the FML, what an accomplishment in such a few short years. Some say she may have 15 or 20 by now if she had started back in 2011, but most say probably not. Stay tuned in to see what is next on the agenda for the VQ as she aims for her 2nd Angus Cup title in 4 years.
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HOUSE D
A.K.A Peanut Boy A.K.A Lil Neech A.K.A Lil Stink
Soon-to-be the first ever Angus Cup Champion. First ever major winner (Blue Velvet 2011) First ever to win 2 majors in a row (FML Pick Ems 2013/Blue Velvet 2014) First ever to win 3 majors in a row (FML Pick Ems 2013/Blue Velvet 2014/Black Sheep 2014) First ever to win the same major (Blue Velvet 2011/2014) Is too fuckin loud for his own good, can be quite annoying after 4 drinks, breaks shit and won't tell you. Can't stand liars but hates it when you're too honest. Doesn't make sense when he tries and has a good story in em if you have 24 minutes to spare. Rumors have come out that the House may be taking a year off after 2015 to "recharge the ol mental clock. Even when you're at the top it takes a toll and I'm no different," If that's the case, it could be an open house for the FML's top spot. Ironic, it' would be without the House |
J PATTY
It is true that before any story of victory and triumph begins a story of perseverance and sorrow. Rising out the bustling streets of Winnipeg I managed too keep the family a float by starting an underage gambling ring off the Manitoba Minor Football League. We kept it small for the first couple years until we got busted for a side pot of Indian leg fights. After going clean and finding work at the nearest warehouse, I managed to get on the ground floor of one of the biggest things to come out of Winnipeg since A&W. At 25 years old this young man is coming into the prime of his career, everyone else should watch out and contemplate your plan of attack as for this year he is out for his first OFFICIAL tour win.
Well 2015 was a season to remember for J-PATTY. Winning 3 times on tour along the way picking up his 1st MAJOR title. Winning the MLB, U.S. OPEN and the Major Major, J-PATTY finished 1.5 points behind HADDY for the ANGUS CUP RING. There is no doubt in J-PATTY's mind that this year will play out much different. Stay tuned for updates on J-PATTY's season. |
DAVE HLADY
A.K.A The Hammer A.K.A Dave Finkle "Die Jay Die"
Before the Four Majors League became reality in the 2011, a handful of poolies always got together for a few drafts and at the front and center of it all was Dave "The Hammer" Hlady. Never missing an opportunity to enter a draft, Dave was always in the mix no matter if was Hockey,Football,Basketball,or a Golf event. In 2011 the FML was officially born and once again Dave always jumped at the chance to enter a tour stop. Over the past 4 years Dave has come oooooh so close, his most memorable run came in 2013 during the Blacksheep Major, as Dave got outta the blocks quick, taking the lead in week 2 never relinquishing that lead until the final week of the CFL season losing the lead to the all mighty Dougfather. Being as big of a bears fan as they come, when asked "Dave what do you prefer more the FML or Jay Cutler"?His response was simple, "do you see this apple I'm eating, I wish Cutler would choke on it and die." |
ZER
DOB JUNE 23,1986
6'2" 198 LBS WINNIPEG MB EYES- BROWN HAIR- BROWN BEARD- AMAZING Jason Fraser aka ZER, a member of the big 12 (original FML Gm's) Zer got his first taste of big time fantasy action in the Fml fantasy football tour stop 2011. He shocked the FML, in what still stands to date that may be the best drafted Fantasy Football team on record. Zer's roster boasted a number of pro bowlers that year. A lethal combination between 5000 yard gunslinger and his favorite target (Stafford & Megatron) single handedly won his week 6 match up with just those 2 players as they combined for 74 pts. A little known TE at the time that broke the NFL record for Td's by a TE who we will call GRONK, And a pretty stout D-fence who averaged 14 pts a game (Bears) and a couple of pro bowl RB's in MJD & Frank Gore,but such is the way in fantasy sports, Zer made it to the finals that year but losing 108.64 - 104.55. Like a true FML Gm Zer shrugged the loss off even though it stung, he knew he had to stay focused, and focused he was 5 1/2 months later he captured the NHL playoff draft and had the BLUE VELVET draped over his shoulders, to land his first Major title. That being said Zer has been in what some might consider a drought of sorts, 128 weeks and counting without securing a 2nd victory on tour. Looking at the FML tour guide for 2015 Zer can only wonder if this will be his year to end that god awful slump, and capture the most prestigious hardware the FML has to offer, the ANGUS CUP. Will it come together for this member of the big 12, will 2015 be the year of the ZER where he is propelled to the top of the FML mountain in all his glory. Or will it be another season full of, 'woulda,shoulda,coulda, outcomes, stay tuned to find out with up to date standings on fourmajorsleague.com |
BEETLE
Born 1977 Richmond bc
This west coast kid made the move to the big city (winnipeg) in the 80's. He started in the pool Circuit in 1994. After coming in a close 3rd in his first year. He blew away the competition the next two years. Winning 2 nhl titles. It was so bad it wasn't even Worth writing about. In 97 he decided he needed time away from the bright light of Winnipeg so he took his winnings and moved to Calgary. Taking a couple years off the pool Circuit a fell into a dark place. With his pool winnings from the past years he was living like a rock star. He started with heavy drinking but didn't take long before he was in the crack and meth. It was a dark time. Then he met wife of beetle. She was the girl of his dreams. She got him straight and focused. Convinced him to move back to the bright lights of winnipeg. With wife of beetle by his side he decided he didn't want to play by anyone's rules. He started his own Canada wide nhl pool. He was clean and sober and making big commish bucks. He won a couple titles. There were some big names in this pool. He had Steiner, Pilsner, and even his commish buddy Haddy. In 2013 he decided it was time to hang it up. Retire and live the good life. Then one day while at a charity poker event with his good friend Steiner, the hairy bastard got in his ear about the FML. Well beetle had a lot of free time in retirement and thought it sounded like the FML could use a talent boost so he figured why not. In 2014 he won his first major. Then lost the major major by a coin flip to the great lizard. Look out for beetle in his first full season in the FML tour. Rumour has it he is back on the crack. Hopefully wife of beetle can keep him straight. Should be a big and interesting 2015 for BEETLE. He should be able to dominate. Time will tell. |
Freddy
Known as FC AKA No Brainers :-P AKA Fastfred, AKA Elvis,AKA Big Poppa, hell he has even been called Asshole just don't call this prick to late for dinner or shit's goin down. Hails from Plap and has spent time in jailhouses across western Canada, claims to be one the pack of wild dogs that helped raise Shaun Fraser. Fred has been quoted as stating that he knows nothing about Hygiene or moral character but has forgotten more about sports than most people his age ever knew. Carpenter has been picking pools for decades now and finally found his way to FML, self proclaimed to be the odds on favorite to win the Angus Cup as a Rookie. Big words or just Bullshit I guess time will tell. Freddy is coming into 2016 with nothing but confidence oozing out of him. Entering only 2 tour stops in 2015 he earned himself a 13th place finish in the ANGUS CUP standings, and punched his ticket to the Fantasy 2.0 tour stop for 2016.... yes we know it was by default but hey they don't ask how you got there all they know is that you are there. If 2015 was any indication of what Freddy is capable of doing, well FML gm's we may have our hands full this year, literally and figuratively. Let's see what this rookie can do now that he has broke free from his little once a year work pool and has now found his way to the all mighty Four Majors League. Stay up to date right here at fourmajorsleague.com |
PILSNER
This first class gentleman and scholar was born January 8th, 1987 in peg city manitoba. Brought into this world by the lovely Lisa Martynuik, to no ones surprise pilsner excelled at life early and often. Growing up, pilsner excelled at anything athletic especially hockey. At ages as early as 6 he was an all star. Pilsner went on to play at levels as high as super 7's and super 8's. This was the highlight of what should have been a promising hockey career. Fast forward to age 14, pilsner was introduced to the world of hot babes and the sweet cold taste of a can of beer. This pretty well led to the derailment of anything positive happening in his hockey career. So as pilsner got more and more out of shape, smoked more and more butts, drank more and more beer and became a slut, he had no choice but to head to the world of pools. Fast forward 14 years and now at age 28, Pilsner is happily married with a beautiful daughter. and is one of the premier poolies in all of Canada. Oh and by the way Pilsner is a 2 time champion on the FML tour, capturing the Fantasy Football title in 2012, and 2 years later securing his 2nd title which came in the inaugural tour stop the E.S.C.A.P.E. in 2014. Stay tuned in and follow this former Playboys season throughout the year in 2015, right here on the FML website with up to the minute results.
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DOUG MCPHEE
A.K.A the Dougfather A.K.A Doug Money A.K.A the Bitch Slappers A.K.A Doug Life A.K.A the Nanny
What's there to say....look at the picture. A man of many words, most of em 3 letters or less, McPhee has taken this league by the horns in recent years, and has forcefully humped his way into the upper echelon of the FML. You wouldn't believe a man like this existed until you met him....and then you'd wish you had met him earlier... OR that you never did at all. THEE first and only voted by the peers GM of the year, a 2 time Major winner, the 2014 B-side fantasy champ, 5 beautiful kids, 1 sparkling head...you name it, he either has it or doesn't want it. A man of his word, Doug McPhee can be heard whispering, saying, or screaming "I Toll (sp) You" after 5 beer. |
JESSE JAMES
A.K.A The Outlaw A.K.A The Playboy A.K.A Young Selleck A.K.A 'Stache Bridges A.K.A Gods Religion...too much?!
Height: 6'2 Weight: 190lbs Age: less Sex: ist It's simple. Boys play games, men play fantasy. And the one separating the boys from the men is none other than Jesse F'N James. In a nutshell? This guy's a stud. An FML standout. A charming individual oozing with potential to be thee very best in the biz. Heavily regarded as the machismo of the FML, Jesse has hit the ground running since day one and is quickly becoming a key contender for years to come. In a league full of trash talkers and statistics, this "BIG 12" original lets his work do the yapping. His calm demeanor is feared yet desired by his peers. Bringing legitimacy and virility to a league stockpiled with floozies and phoneys |
LES MCLEOD
AKA the Silver Fox
Biggest crush: Lee Stepniak Favorite Band: Bay City Rollers / Heart H*O*F eagLES can be found doing Sudoku's in the lunch room of Direct Distributions next to his stack of hockey books and candy wrappers. Les is without a doubt the FML's best Gm without a MAJOR, and to take it one step further without a tour stop victory. The Silver fox has entered 100% of the tour stops the FML has ever offered in the past 5 years and he has yet to land a title. That being said he has hit the podium more than any other GM. Les has a record 9 top 3 finishes and a staggering 15 top 5's. Many would think he would be a shoe in for the Angus Cup title as the points leader in the FML, but wouldn't you know he is in line for a 4th place finish. This just goes to show you how important winning at least one tour stop is throughout the year. 2015 may be the year of the SILVER FOX as there are 5 new tour stops for the season, which may be just what the Doctor ordered. Stay tuned to the website for up to the minute results throughout the year to monitor the Fox's season. Les McLeod passed away on July 7 / 2020. He was a loyal friend, a constant in every pool. He had joined every single pool he was invited into, he was a class act and a great model for young GM's looking for the blueprint on how to be a well respected, well rounded, well mannered general manager. A huge loss to the FML family, he will be missed. Never forgotten. God bless you Les. We hope you're watching down on the FML, the Flyers, and the rest of the sports world. Love ya pal. |
LIZZY
A.K.A The Lizzard A.K.A The Fun Police
Thee...THEE first woman to land a tournament in the FML. Oh, and that was the Blue Velvet FML hockey major. Not bad for a carbon based life without the Y chromosome. A Los Angeles Kings fan because of the game NHL on xbox, now is a die hard Anze K fan. Enjoys pissing off her man by beating him in numerous pools, is always down for a draft if it means she can drink. |
MARC G
A.K.A The Bad Guy A.K.A Marc E Marc A.K.A Marc Gizzle
Known as the FML's Razor Ramon, Marc loves his son Roman A.K.A the Romanator more than his #1 music artist Cher. A proud Browns fan, almost to the point where you question his sanity. Wears his teams colours on his emotional sleeve, and that was on display at the 2014 FML Fantasy draft held in Gimli. He used his franchise tag on the 6-week-suspended Josh Gordon (his 7th round pick), and after another run in with league officials, Commissioner Gordon is out another year. Marc may end up scrambling in 2015, but the FML knows he'll be able to bounce back after seeing his magical fantasy run in 2014 where he set numerous fantasy records with a team nobody expected to go anywhere. He has an eye for talent and with March Madness and the MLB tournaments in 2015, Marc he a definite shot in becoming the next Angus Cup Champion |
WAYNER
Wayne Dumont joined the FML tour in 2014. Only entering 3 tour stops he had quite the impact and had the attention of the other Gm's in the league. Finishing 4th in the Master's, a solid 4th in the Blacksheep, and a respectable 5th in the NFL pick 'ems'. Three entries and three top 5's, if that's any indication of what 2015 will bring Wayne may have a season to remember, with consistency like that Wayne will be a huge force to contend with while chasing down that Angus Cup.
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STIENER THE
Fantasy Football Champion 2013.
When I'm not seeking therapy for my Xenuphobia (Extreme fear of Tom Cruise), I'm curating the world's most amazing David Hasseloff fan site. Analogue at birth, digital by design. 5'10" something like an athletic accountant with a alcohol problem. I'm the least flexible guy in the yoga studio, but my downward dog is top notch. Ranked 5th in the world at thumb wrestling, ranked 7th in the world for dog petting. I was in a band for a while (kick ass drummer) I borrowed Metallica's music. Won a NCAA basketball bracket.....have never seen a game ever in my life. Did the same thing with a golf tourny, some Masters thing. 1 of 4 people here not to be fisted by House, 1 of 2 people here not to fist House. Born in 1974.drinks with both hands. Fought a cougar twice while walking to Kindergarden in the B.C mountains. I've drawn straws. Won the Blacksheep in 2011, Brett Favre texted me pictures once,my Christmas tree is still up. I honestly don't like most of you. I have a quality microwave, I'm a Major Major winner (2013) I have never left a penny in the "take a penny leave a penny dish", Pissed next to a urinal in a Saskatchewan tourism centre. Climbed a mountain. And in my spare time I watch motion pictures,some of my work includes Star Wars, Wolf of Wall St. and Top Gun. In closing I want to say that the FML has not only changed my LIFE but it has also changed the spelling of my name. Yours truly Jeff Stien |
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